Play by Play

Oh he’s holding up a J for me. It’s nice to see someone holding up a J just as you walk into a room. Such a blessed Friday. 15 minutes ago when I was leaving the room he was rolling one. Looks like he has rolled two, because there’s one in his hand too. Hmm good thinking. Bravo fella, you never fail to amaze me.

Ah there’s the seat. I think I’ll sit down right over here. That way I can see the TV.

Hmm feels good. I’m tired and this will do … oh… I forgot to get the lighter. Ah OK got it. Feels good. OK now hold it close to the J, keep it firm in the mouth.. and there.. ah light up! OK now it’s just about leaning back and cruising. Mmm this is good. Good shit. I like good shit. And it’s all mine because he’s smoking up the other one right now. Personal J’s. Ahh personal J’s.  Has such a nice ring to it.

Hehe. Hehehe. Hehe.

Why do I have to watch a bloody rugby match while tripping. I like rugby, just not when I wanna trip. Shit can’t tell him to switch also, so into the game. Hmm shape shape. Loku ekage aasawa ne. I’ll just roll with it.

Time for another puff. Wait how many puffs did I take for now? Because I think I can see the good place up yonder. Ah yes there it is, my island in the sun, with a shady place for me to trip in. Because I don’t think I’d love to be burnt by the sun right about now because I’m really tired ne, that’s why.

I like my TGIF getaways. Right after work I hit the herb. Just to clear my head off a week’s worth of corporate bullshit. Project management, time management, marketing tips and all this unwanted crap. Damn people where’s the fun in life huh? What happened to just winging it?  I think we all need to just stop, and take a chill pill. Fuck work, I mean fuck it right? This shit keeps me sane, when the crazy work bullshit piles up, it’s really hard to live. Damn this shit is good.

I should get the ashtray onto my lap, so I don’t have to lean forward each time I try to ash the thing. Ahh now all I have to is just look straight ahead pretending to myself that I’m interested in a rugby match where two teams of big burly men, scramble for a ball. Guys, did you notice that the ball is odd shaped? You did, oh ok just checking.  Carry on.

Why the hell do these people who go to watch games, wave at the screen when they see the camera being pointed at them? I mean we can see them facing somewhere else and waving right? You idiots its over here. The camera is over here. Wave at the camera! Bloody retards. Err.. am I making sense?

Fuck, the last bits of the J, must drag it in carefully. Wait, must put some spit around it. To slow the burning. Ah there you go, my baby, there you go. Shit that bugger’s smoking at a rate. Man, he’s is almost over. Bloody hell. Oh wait mine is almost over. Oh wait I just noticed that a moment ago, ne. Tsk tsk.

Woah what if when I get high, I suddenly start to become afraid of heights? What’s gonna happen to me then? Shit, I shall not look down then. It will make me dizzy, and that not something I want when I’m airborne.

Oh, my mind’s starting to talk bullshit. I think I’m just about getting stoned. Start the tripping, yo!

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