Phone Sex on Bad Connections

I was hammered proper yesterday, and I think I have mentioned that I get fucking horny when I am stoned. Yes I do, I don’t know if this is a regular symptom of being stoned but I get really horny. So I was home, with a hard on wondering what to do, when my girlfriend called me. So I spoke to her in a voice filled with so many hormones that instantly she got horny too. How good am I huh? In a flash I was on the bed, ready for some phone sex.

Now I will not go into details on the sex because you know that would be wrong, but I will tell you what happened during it. So we are doing it and we are totally into it. I get really graphic with my imagination of the situation as I relate what I am gonna do to her. And suddenly the line goes dead. Yes it just got cut. Fucking hell, I was so pissed off, but I didn’t’ waste any time calling her back as I didn’t want to lose any wood.

So I called her back and apparently she didn’t know why it got cut, so it had to be the service provider. We got back to what we were doing again and it was in full swing. Our voices getting heavier as we went along, getting closer and closer to the climax. We were both very close and I told her ok this is it. I’m almost arriving! And then she started her real smooth talk, the final bit which I love the most. She’s so good at it. I was almost there…

And suddenly the line goes dead again, and I’m left pulling on myself while listening to the fucking dial tone. It was too late to stop and I just went on and I finished my job. It was satisfying yet I came to the sound of a dial tone. Fucking Tigo, it this how I should express myself you bloody cocksuckers? It’s either you guys or the people who say they care always. Oh really? So you cut the lines in the middle of a very hot phone sex session because you care huh? Oh thanks so much for that.

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